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This is the most horrifying moment of your life. Last night, you were flying from your hometown to Los Angeles. It was a long, tiring trip. Good thing you were sitting beside a gorgeous lady who turned out to be an international model. Of course, as always, you delivered your default pickup line. Luckily, no matter how cheesy it was, she bought it. You were hands[...]
Being a parent is a tough job. Raising a child, especially a boy, can be the most challenging job this world has ever known. As much as you consider your son a cute, little angel, sometimes we find them too stubborn and hyperactive that all that is lackin[...]
You've got everything taken care of. You are completely prepared for the most important evening of your teenage life --- the prom. In fact, even when the prom is still three months away, you have everything managed. You had a new haircut. You finally conv[...]
“I shouldn't have answered that phone call.”
This is exactly what's running through your head right now as you press your face hardly into a pillow. Last night, you received a call from a woman who was your classmate back in Kindergarten[...]
Let's say you're engaged to a diplomat. Next week, your fiancee will attend a formal party with the ambassadors. The President of the Republic of Haiti will be there, too. Let's say that your girlfriend already has a dress. She showed it to you before and[...]
What do a bat and a formal tuxedo have in common? Both are usually black. Both are usually seen in the evening. Both can be easily associated with Dracula. Above all, a bat and a formal tuxedo have a tail.
A black tuxedo with tails is the ultimate f[...]
From afar, all men look the same in a formal dinner party. Actually, it's not the men who look the same, it's what they wear. In this sea of black and white, it's hard to stand out given the limited choices you have for your tux. It's either black or stri[...]
Being a newly inducted diplomat, you are surprised to be invited in so many formal events one after the other. Last week you just found yourself at a welcome party for the new ambassador of Mauritius. Last night, you were asked to escort the Queen from th[...]
You are attending a wedding ceremony. Gee, everyone is anxious. They are all excited to see how the bride looks. As the door of the church opens, the entourage begins walking down the aisle. The flower girls are cute. The ring bearers are adorable. The br[...]
There are many things you are scared to do. You are scared to sing because your voice sounds as if you're Donald Duck with papillary thyroid cancer. You are afraid to dance because your partner always ends up checking into a hospital for a bloody toe that[...]